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Alura Pyro · Dec 22, 2005, 12:01 AM // 00:01

Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.

feel free to add but please use the same format number disorder song

Ensabah Nur · Dec 22, 2005, 02:47 AM // 02:47

OMGLMAO, I nearly launched Pepsi onto my moniter. Give a bloke a warning next time. Hilarious thanks

Lady Frost Bite · Dec 22, 2005, 02:54 AM // 02:54

that is just funny.

I pwnd U · Dec 22, 2005, 04:05 AM // 04:05

wow where did u find taht? and y? y look that up but thats funny as heck

Alura Pyro · Dec 22, 2005, 04:56 AM // 04:56

did I make you laugh good I did what I wanted to

chris_nin00 · Dec 22, 2005, 04:58 AM // 04:58

I like to laugh after I tell Yoda off

nightrunner · Dec 22, 2005, 05:20 AM // 05:20

Night wants to try barbequed Yoda some day.

EchoSex · Dec 22, 2005, 05:34 AM // 05:34

Silent farts. Deadly farts. All was calm. Not for long. (Silent Night)

Donny the retard - he's an 8 pound water head. He's 5 foot 3 and he said to me: "HAHA! I LIKE TATER TOTS!" (Frosty the Snowman)

Oh come on ye immigrants and get your green cards, but learn some damn English and then how to drive (Oh Come All Yee Faithfull)

Blue balls. Blue balls - it's dollar night at the titty club. (Blue Bells)

You better watch out, I think she's a guy. I'm not really sure but SOMETHING aint right - Hillary Clinton's comin' to town (Santa's Coming to Town)

Oh God bless all the hairlips: RRREE RRA REE ROO REE RA REEEEEE (Lord Bless)

Go out and go get a job you bum-bum-bum-bum. Money doesn't grow on trees you bum-bum-bum-bum. (Bum. Don't know it's name lol)

Laylooh Cheyenne · Dec 22, 2005, 12:03 PM // 12:03

i dont find this thread funny by ne means

darkdragon99 · Dec 22, 2005, 12:19 PM // 12:19

He knows when you are sleeping.
He knows when you're on the can.
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Ohh.
You better not breathe, you better not move.
You better off dead, I'm telling you dude,
Santa Claus is gunning you down.

On the fourth day of Xmas I stole from that lady
Four familiy photos
Three jars of pennies
Two former husbands
And a slipper on a shoe-tree.

Alura Pyro · Dec 22, 2005, 04:41 PM // 16:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laylooh Cheyenne

i dont find this thread funny by ne means

then your free to not read it or participate but please leave the rest of us to our fun thank you

and I found another one

Rust and smoke the heaters broke the door just blew away oh what fun it is to ride in a brolen down Chevroley (dashing thru the snow)